最近剛過新年，雖然不免俗許下了新年新希望，但我們也不傻，隔天早上在床上醒來，都知道我們還是原本的那個自己。成年人的生活，無非就是充滿各種痛和累，腰痛，背痛，頭痛。身累，心累，靈魂累。30 歲以後的生活，多了歷練，多了成熟，曾經幼稚的痛苦，都轉換成習以為常的小確喪，雖然日子依舊起起伏伏，但我們卻學會用優雅的姿態，去接納這個不那麼完美的自己。
網友們在網路上，也分享了對於成年生活的種種心聲，新的一年，忙碌之餘別忘了偶爾舒壓抱怨，也是一種苦笑愛自己。
#1
「我每天的早晨行程，包括坐在床上十分鐘，思考著自己到底有多累。」
my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed n thinking about how tired i am
— Justin (@JustinnBrownnn) November 18, 2018
#2
「我要對我在 18 歲時，所有罵說很老的 30 歲人士道歉。」
I just wanna apologize to the people I called old at 30 when I was 18.
— M (@adventurousMug) February 13, 2021
#3
成年人說的「不好意思，我明天還要早起工作。」，就相等於我們小時候說的「我媽說不行。」
“Sorry I gotta be up early for work” is the adult equivalent of “my mom said no”
— Karanveer S. Pannu (@KaranveerPannu) August 26, 2020
#4
「30 歲，基本上就是早上起來覺得頭昏腦脹，懷疑自己可能有點小感冒，但同時又覺得這是否只是成年人的日常狀態。」
Your 30s is basically waking up every morning wondering if you’re coming down with a cold or if this is just how you wake up now.
— happiness_amplified (@xcolorstorm) April 23, 2019
#5
「為什麼地毯這麼貴？枕頭也是，窗簾也是？為什麼垃圾桶不到一下就滿了？為什麼我花了這麼多力氣在清理廚房？這些灰塵到底他媽哪裡來的？」
why are rugs so expensive? pillows? curtains? why does the trash can fill up so fast? why do i have to clean my kitchen so much? where the fuck is all this dust coming from???
— isabel (@isabelfulla) October 8, 2020
#6
「我年紀越大，越能理解我媽說的那句：『我要進去躺一下。』」
The older I get the more I understand why my mom always said “I’m going to go lay down”
— Dom🏄🏾♂️ (@Kozher_FG) June 29, 2021
#7
「變老的症頭之一，就是你寧願白天喝酒，也不要晚上通宵跑趴。」
I think getting older is when you'd rather day drink than go out all night.
— kyle (@itsdjluigi) January 10, 2018
#8
「我會爭取那種只有兩到三分鐘的賴床時間。我的鬧鐘會在 7:35 響起，我會把它按掉然後告訴自己『媽的我要睡到 7:38 再起床。』」
I really be trying to take 2-3 min naps in the morning, my alarm will go off at 7:35 and i’m like “shit i’ll get up at 7:38“
— Alex Dransfeldt (@alexdransfeldt) February 19, 2019
#9
「我最愛的童年回憶，就是不會背痛。」
my favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting
— M B (@MoBaigz6) January 5, 2020
#10
「我的人生 50% 花在思考現在喝咖啡會不會太晚，50% 花在考慮現在喝酒會不會太早。」
My life is 50% wondering if it's too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it's too early to drink alcohol.
— Emm🖤✨ (@Emilia26774099) September 14, 2021
#11
「我爸媽 27 歲：結婚，生了幾個孩子，擁有一棟房子。
我 27 歲：我要用手機 APP 叫吃的，這樣我就不用和任何人類講到話。」
Parents at 27 :married, multiple kids, house
Me at 27 :I prefer to order food through an app so I don't have to speak to any other humans
— Nash Ngoepe (@cia_nash) October 27, 2020
#12
「17 歲的時候：從家裡偷溜出去派對。」
37 歲的時候：從派對偷溜回家去。」
Age 17: sneak out of the house to go to a party
Age 37: sneak out of a party to go home
— Not Matt Moscona (@NotMoscona) September 19, 2019
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