隨著年齡的成長,漸漸地你會發現,單身不單身、結不結婚,早已不是衡量一個人幸福的標準。打從心裡愛自己,喜歡周遭的人事物,才能活出精彩的自信人生,不被他人的眼光和言論左右。
早前,美國脫口秀主持人 Jimmy Fallon 邀請 Twitter 網友透過標籤「#WhyImSingle(為什麼我會單身)」,回答關於「單身」的原因,結果不僅格外逗趣,還讓不少網友直呼感同身受。。
#1
A guy I was dating sat down on the couch next to me. I proceeded to whisper "that's the cat's spot" to myself. #whyimsingle @jimmyfallon
— Emily (@christyshark89) February 8, 2017
網友 Emily:「我的約會對象坐到了我旁邊的沙發上,然後我就開始一直小聲對自己嘟囔道『那是我貓咪的位置』。」
#2
One time I told a girl she was beautiful, and after she responded with thank you, I said, "ya I've been watching you a lot." #WhyImSingle
— Ring By Spring (@ringbyspringlu) February 11, 2015
網友 Ring By Spring:「有一次我告訴一個女孩她很漂亮,當她回我謝謝後,我卻說:『對啊!我觀察你很久了呢』
#3
I refuse to give up my side of the bed. Which is both sides, because I sleep like a fucking star fish. #WhyImSingle
— page (@PaigeSorenson) February 11, 2015
網友 Paige:「我拒絕把床上的位置讓出(給男友睡)。 因為我睡起來他 X 的就像一隻海星,所以我整張床都要佔。」
#4
My dad makes me run every potential date through the sex offender registry “just in case we catch a live one.” #WhyImSingle
— Barrett Daniels (@CareBarrett6) February 9, 2017
網友 Barrett Daniels:「我爸要我在和每一個人約會前,都先去查一遍對方有沒被列入性犯罪者名單,『以防我們活抓到一個』。」
#5
My stepdad tells every guy I bring home, "whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you" #WhyImSingle
— lise (@liseconqueso) February 12, 2015
網友 Lise:「每當我把男生帶回家時,我的繼父都會跟他們說:『你怎樣對我的女兒,我就怎樣對你。』」
#6
#WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/9K4OYJ4BjJ
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) February 11, 2015
美國男星 Zach Braff:「Netflix(空閒時間只想抱著影集過活)。」
#7
When I wear ripped jeans, I only shave patches of leg hair that will be exposed 🤷🏻♀️ #WhyImSingle https://t.co/YUrsrtHWla
— Nicole Asselin (@NicoleAsselin1) February 7, 2018
網友 Nicole Asselin:「我穿破洞牛仔褲的時候,只會把要露出皮膚的那部分腳毛剃掉(其餘不會露出來的部分都懶得除毛)。」
#8
I have a framed photo of Chris Hemsworth I signed hanging above my bed. It says"Thanks for everything, Katie. Love, Chris." #whyimsingle
— Katie L. (@KT12346_) February 9, 2017
網友 Katie L.:「我有一張 Chris Hemsworth 的相框照片掛在床頭上,上面寫著:『謝謝你為我做的一切,Katie。愛你的 Chris。』」
#9
I tried flirting with a guy by saying his smile is everything. He said he gets it from his mom. I replied, "Your mom must be hot then." #WhyImSingle
— Katy Dombroski (@KatyDombroski) February 8, 2018
網友 Katy Dombroski:「我嘗試跟一位男生調情,說他的笑容很迷人。然後他告訴我這遺傳自他的母親。結果我竟回:『你媽一定很性感。』(單純是讚美啊,然而別人卻誤解了......)」
#10
When I eat cake I flip it upside down so that I can lick the icing off the plate when I'm done with the cake #WhyImSingle @jimmyfallon
— Alicia Baltus (@alicia_baltus) February 8, 2017
網友 Alicia Baltus:「每當我吃蛋糕時,我都會把它翻過來,這樣吃完以後,我才可以舔盤子。(殘留的糖霜或是奶油)」
Cover via : NBC、《The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon》
Cover Art Design : Chara