還記得前些天Emilia Clarke與Vanity Fair重新演繹的上班族圖庫素材嗎？不僅搞怪演出上班族的真實心聲，也讓大家看見這些照片素材背後的「擺拍」情境。不過近期網友們卻發現這些圖庫中的情境照，對許多職業似乎都存在著「誤解」。
# Bad Stock Photos Of My Job
一名物理學教授在搜尋圖庫時，偶然發現網站中一張科學家緊盯著乾冰的圖片，「我想連『乾冰科學家』也不會這樣做」，覺得好笑的她便分享在twitter上，結果引發各行各業的網友們一同參與#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob的討論，用這些糟糕的素材照吐槽自己的職業。
「觀察培養皿最有效的方式就是拿在手上，再用顯微鏡細看－－
而且當然要閉著雙眼！」
The most effective way to examine an agar plate is to hold it up while looking through a microscope with both eyes closed. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/UmohED8f3O
— Courtney Prozeralik (@courtney_pro85) May 21, 2018
「這就是我拍紀錄片時的裝備，團隊合作什麼的完全不需要。」
#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob This is how I am equipped when directing #documentaries . Teamwork is overrated. pic.twitter.com/20GeoMifLn
— barbro björkfelt (@bjorkfelt) May 27, 2018
「身為一名歷史學家，我當然要坐在戶外看著天空，還要戴上必備的福爾摩斯帽。」
Of course that as a historian I sit outdoors and watch the clouds thinking while looking directly at the sun. I would also feel nude without mine Sherlock Holmes cap. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/3JLRnKeqN9
— José Vitor de Lucena (@JVCLucena) May 22, 2018
「每次骨盆檢查結束後我都會比個讚，因為這樣一點都不奇怪喔。」
I always give a thumbs up after a pelvic exam, it’s so not creepy at all #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/wzOW0ULr1f
— Jennifer Gunter (@DrJenGunter) May 6, 2018
「這名圖庫中的女性科技指導員，她發明了一台可以幫她修正程式的智慧機器人。」
#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob. Searched for "woman tech director"
She invented a robot that simulates human interaction so well it started mansplaining how she can improve her code pic.twitter.com/JEvFcs3Z6A— Jeannie Crowley (@jeannieccrowley) May 19, 2018
「做為一名旅遊承辦員，我最喜歡讓客人們聽聽貝殼或是椰子中的海浪聲了。」
I used to work at a travel agency and I always had to give people sample seashells and coconuts to listen to #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/JlgvUYTp0S
— Thant Nwe (@tthantnwe) May 17, 2018
「太棒了，這張圖真是完美捕捉了心理醫生的工作。只要把聽診器放在額頭上，然後就可以聽出大腦哪裡有問題了。」
Amazing, someone perfectly captured how mental health nursing works. The trick is to use your stethoscope, and the brain will quietly whisper to you what's wrong. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/CkpqxdkVJo
— Stephanie Eller (@StevieElls) May 15, 2018
「每位作家都喜歡在筆記本寫上筆記，儘管他們身邊都有一台電腦。」
Writers all have laptops which we ignore and write in a notebook instead. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/LHwG2gy4WP
— Eddie Robson (@EddieRobson) May 8, 2018
「當我寫程式時一定要坐在漆黑的房間，讓程式碼反射在臉上，才能幫助我『感受』它們。」
I sit in a dark room and project code straight to my face while solving complicated problems. This helps me to immerse myself in it and "feel" the code. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/eMtGurNr5d
— Tauno Talimaa (@tauntz) May 4, 2018
「不可否認，想用手就能操縱星球就是當初我想成為行星科學家的原因。」
Admittedly, I wish being a planetary scientist meant I could move the planets with hand gestures #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/INiJI8R1dw
— Sabine Stanley (@PlanetSabine) May 5, 2018
「做為一名活動策劃，我大部分的工作就是灑彩紙片。」
As an Event Manager, most of my days are spent throwing confetti into the air. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/jZxdJnHa2g
— Casey Henshaw (@CaseyHenshaw) May 24, 2018
「身為一名生態學家，我們唯一探查野外生態的方式就是穿著沒必要的實驗室白袍，然後用聽診器幫樹看診。」
As an ecologist, I can confirm that my days consist of much stethoscoping of trees in an unnecessary lab coat. It’s the only proper way to detect wildlifes. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/wAEB9YPnUc
— Kirsty Elliott (@Trouty_Trout) May 5, 2018
「所有從事金融業的人，就算Excel已經找出錯誤，他們仍會堅持將報表印出來，然後用計算機一一檢查，噢對了，當然是摘下眼鏡後才檢查。」
People in #accounting #finance always print out their spreadsheets and recaluclate them with a solar-powered calculator just in case if excel gets it wrong. But only after putting their glasses off. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/Xh8Y1Jo7Gg
— Prof. Aljoša (@ProfAljosa) May 28, 2018
這麼多圖庫素材中令人哭笑不得的職業刻板印象及誤解，其實也是因為這些職業屬於專業領域，一般大眾很難一窺神秘面紗，所以只能用想像的來詮釋。
我們常常也會對他人的工作有些既定的印象或誤解，比方說設計師感覺很光鮮亮麗、工程師每天都要熬夜加班等，但其實都只是工作的一角而已。不知道你的職業是否也有讓人誤解的既定印象呢？不妨搜索一下圖庫網站看看吧。
Cover via : Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter
Cover Art Design : Vickey
