「並不是在吹牛，但整體來說，我是一個很酷的女朋友。儘管去你想去的地方，看看別的女孩，我都不在乎。」這樣的女朋友大概是男孩們的終極理想，但通常她們都會有一個零容忍度的共同領域，那就是在餓與怒交集的時候。「直到我吃飯前都不要跟我說話。」有些聰明的男生會從以前的錯誤中學習到，當感覺女朋友正處於飢餓和憤怒交集的「Hangry (Hungry x Angry)」狀態時，究竟該怎麼做，或什麼不應該做（這絕對是一門很深的學問）。如果你的另一半也總是在你「Hangry」時激怒你，就趕快讓他看看以下 20 件絕對不要做的事情吧！
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講無聊笑話
（一個笑話是否風趣有時候也取決於聽者的心情啊）
＃2
要我幫任何小忙
＃3
改變早餐/午餐/晚餐計劃的任何部分
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Here’s to you on this beautiful day. Here’s to your endurance, your power, every struggle you have ever gone through. Here’s to every moment you thought was your last and all those times you thought your heart would never ever be the same again. Here’s to you on this day, on this beautiful, bright day where ever you are. You have survived and you have thrived. You have made it through every single one of the hardest times, the worst kind of demons. Can you imagine how wonderfully strong you are? You have made it through every single bad day, defeated every demon and found a way to smile again even when you thought you never would. Take the time out today to appreciate yourself. Spend time doing something you normally wouldn’t do because you feel like it’s selfish for you to spend time on yourself. You deserve the healing, the self care more than anyone. Your mind and your heart deserve that drink, that extra piece of pizza, that cake, everything you have been denying yourself. Take yourself to get that manicure, go for that walk instead of spending time with your friends today, or go to that party instead of spending yet another night studying. Do what makes you happy for a change, not what you are supposed to do. Remember the mantra: self care is not selfish in any way. Today is for you. All about the things you have survived and thrived through. Everything that makes you you. I hope you understand and appreciate how incredible you are. Because if you do not appreciate yourself for the small victories, for the quiet personal victories no one knows about then no one will. Because no one else knows what you battle every single day but you. And they are no small feats. Words: @nikita_gill Photo: @sadsongsnskinnyjeans
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開車或走得慢
（親愛的，你女朋友已經快餓死了）
＃5
不停問問題（給我閉嘴！）
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXBW-D6Aoz6/?taken-by=cozyful
＃6
出門花太多時間準備
＃7
允許任何人走來對我說話
（你應該知道我現在根本不想開口講話吧？）
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問我有多餓
（只能回他一個要殺人的眼神）
＃9
過度觸摸
（這時候不 要 拍 我 的 頭）
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You are the girl who cares. The girl who always finds a way to forgive. You’ve lived the better half of your life putting others before yourself, and you know that your heart has been given to the wrong people, simply because time and time again, they’ve shown you that you’re not a priority. You are the woman who forgives, who loves, who cares unconditionally. There is nothing wrong with that; in fact, your forgiving heart is beautiful. But you must also protect yourself, too. There comes a time when your selflessness, when your second and third and fifteenth chances are only burdening you and breaking you down. There comes a time when the love you give is not inspiring someone to improve their own heart; it is simply enabling them to continue to hurt you. And you don’t deserve that pain. Don’t get me wrong — you are strong for letting go of pain, strong for loving people despite their mistakes, strong for giving people chances, strong for knowing that we are all imperfect and sometimes we mess up. But you need to understand — sometimes people can’t love you the way you love them. And sometimes you forgive people who might not deserve it. That’s no reflection on you. You just have to learn to take better care of your heart. Don’t change who you are or the way you love, but do start giving chances to the right people. Start putting energy into relationships that build you and significant others who see the wonderful person you are and won’t fall short of giving you the love you deserve. Start putting yourself first, and forgiving your own heart for the way you’ve let it be trampled upon by people who didn’t have your best interests in mind. Start learning that it’s okay to forgive people, but not okay to let them hurt you, over and over again. Start loving yourself with the same tenacity and capacity you keep giving to everyone else. Words: @_marisadonnelly Photo: @jesseherzog x @godandman
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引起任何爭議
（我不想跟你吵，但你死定了）
＃11
自己在吃零食
（還不趕快給我）
＃12
不斷試圖進行眼神交流
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Before dating an intelligent girl with an old soul, you should know that she won’t play hard to get, but she won’t be easy to catch either. She’ll make you fall in love so hard you’ll wish you were dead. She’ll be the agony and the ecstasy of a Charles Bukowski poem, loving you today and seeking escape in the free world tomorrow. She won’t know how to settle, because she was made to roam. When she’ll open up, she’ll surprise you with answers to questions you did not know you were asking. When you date an intelligent girl with an old soul, she’ll be your best friend and your most enduring love affair. You’ll want to be there for her, because of the eagerness she has to be there for you. You will never be able to forget her. If you leave her, there will be no trace of desperation from her side to get you back. She’s too self aware to chase something that no longer wants her. When she’ll miss you, she’ll express it in the most creative, unthinkable ways. She’ll always listen to what you have to say. Her passion is life long, instead of burning out over the first few months of a relationship. She will teach you how to be brave and considerate. You’ll want to thank her for making you a better man. Trust me, when you date an intelligent girl with an old soul — she’ll be worth waiting for. Words: Samantha King Photo: @zippyseven
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還未吃飯先計劃之後行程
（那些都不重要，先給我飯！）
＃14
對我發脾氣
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Sometimes all she needs is an explanation; a few words telling her what went wrong, what happened. Sometimes the answer if mainly for her, not for you. She wants to know how to be better at this, how to get closer to finding the one. Sometimes all she needs is an honest conversation, a mature conversation to listen to your side of the story instead of creating her own, to hear your answers, to respect you again. Sometimes all she needs is a reason instead of thinking you’re full of excuses, instead of going back and rethinking everything she did or going back and wondering if you were even honest or if you were just another liar who fooled her. Sometimes she just wants to know she’s not a fool. She just wants to know that there’s nothing wrong with her heart and there’s nothing wrong with the way she loves. Sometimes she just wants to know that she’s not crazy for believing you or dumb for trusting you. Sometimes she really doesn’t want to lose you even if she acts otherwise. Even if she becomes distant, even if she deletes your number, even if she forces herself not to text you. She’s only protecting herself because she still doesn’t understand what happened, she still can’t tell if you’re good or bad, a player or a nice guy. Sometimes she’s just waiting for you to say something. Waiting for you to be upfront with her. Waiting for you to treat her like someone you respect and appreciate, not some girl you didn’t care about, not some girl you just dropped. Sometimes she’s waiting to hear that she wasn’t like any of the others, that what you had with her was real. She doesn’t hate you. She just hates your silence. She hates how you know that she needs an explanation yet you’re refusing to give her one. She hates how you’re choosing not to acknowledge her feelings or her existence. But she can’t hate you, she can’t hate someone she once loved. Words: @ranianaim Photo: @godandman
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給我看Instagram上的美食
＃16
嘗試進行一些重要的對話
＃17
呼吸聲很大
＃18
不同意我的餐廳建議
＃19
不小心忘了東西在家
（別告訴我你要折返回去拿）
＃20
以任何方式或形式煩人／纏人
除了這20個舉動，
你的另一半也曾在你「Hangry」的時候做過甚麼讓你憤怒值暴升的事嗎？
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