前先日子,各大報章雜誌瘋狂轉載卸任美國總統Barack Obama在私人小島玩得不亦樂乎的旅遊照片,似乎讓許多網友看了心情很不是滋味。那種感覺就好像自己還處於失戀狀態,無法平復自己付出的感情已經流向無情的大海,前男友居然在臉書上發佈過得非常愜意的生活。雖然我們也不是那麼小氣,一定要前男友跟著我們一樣痛苦,但快樂的時候可以低調一點嗎?才不會感覺像在對這些網友的傷口上灑鹽。
以下就是這些失戀網友看到這張照片的心情,因為他們的前男友Obama過得真的太好了!!!
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1. 當你終於封鎖的美國的號碼
(When you finally block America's number.)-@tamakloeee
2. 看著總統歐巴馬的度假照片,讓我覺得我好像在偷窺前男友的IG
Looking at President Obama's vacation pics make me feel like I'm stalking an ex on Instagram.- @axoIROSE
4. Obama就在分手後 ,發佈了一張「我很好」的照片
Obama just posed for the "I'm GREAT!" pic you'd petty post after a breakup.-@luckturner
5. 寶貝!快點回來,我會改變的!
BABY COME BACK I CAN CHANGE-@stohenIc
6. 這就好像我們的感情根本不代表什麼,看他這麼開心,根本一點都不想念我們
"It's like our relationship didn't mean anything. Look at him all happy. He doesn't miss us at all!" -@staceyNYCDC
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7. 並不是說他不可以這麼做,只是Obama和我好像活在不同版本的2017年裡
Not that he doesn't absolutely deserve it, but wow, Obama and I could not possibly be living more different versions of the year 2017.-@KendraJames_
8. 這種感覺,就像是你離開一份壓力極大的工作之後,大家都說你臉色變得好好哦!
when you finally leave your stressful job and people tell you you're glowing-@BizPears
9. Barack的壓力指數好低!
Barack's stress levels are so low-@firstklass_regg
10. 這個笑容就是當我前男友知道我現任男友是個騙子、愛說謊的醜豬
how my ex smiles knowing my new boyfriend is a liar, cheater, ugly pigboy-@ziwe
11. Obama的假期好像不錯,他的頭髮都變黑了!
Obama vacation like 😁😁😁. His hair might just turn black again!-@justatlorsmom
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其他網友也有一些看法:
14. Joe Biden表示:「原來你最好的朋友居然不是我」
when u realize ur best friend is better friends with someone else pic.twitter.com/t6rTiOpqvF
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 7, 2017
15. 你有看到我們眼角流下傷心的淚水嗎?Mr. Obama
America has collectively become Barack Obama's salty ex-bae scrolling through his post-breakup IG like pic.twitter.com/XLVeZaXYY8
— wikipedia brown (@eveewing) February 7, 2017
16. 美國:「Obama, Obama,美國需要你!」
Obama表示:「哪位啊?! 」
#America: "Obama, Obama America needs you back! "#Obama: "New phone who dis? " pic.twitter.com/1OuWytNzQE
— King James IV (@JamesKalomboiv) February 3, 2017
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