近日 2024 巴黎奧運如火如荼展開，從開幕式開始，就有無數讓人熱議的亮點與話題，台上選手激烈競賽，螢幕後面的網友們也閒不下來。
最近網路上出現海量與奧運賽事相關的網友點評，大家的機智幽默全力發揮，評論區好笑到一看就停不下來，簡直可以另闢一個「奧運幽默大賽」，網友們根本個個都能拿金牌！為大家精選這幾日社群上最火熱的有趣話題：
「啊，奧運。又到了我們一群肥宅廢在家裡沙發上，身上灑滿洋芋片，一邊看著電視螢幕上身手矯健的美麗人類做出超高難度動作，一邊叫他們表現得再好一點的時候。這感覺太棒了。」
The Olympics, the time where we watch physically glorious people do impossible things as we all sit on the sofa covered in crisps and shout at them to do better. Beautiful.
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) July 27, 2024
「如果你沒看奧運開幕式，主火炬手是一個戴著面具的正義之士，穿著 Keens 鞋和《悲慘世界》風格的破舊革命裝，乘著一艘《歌劇魅影》主題的船入場，然後現在在電子音樂背景裡進行巴黎跑酷。還有什麼可以比這更法國。」
if you're not watching the olympic opening ceremony the main torchbearer is a masked vigilante wearing keens and les miserables-style revolutionary rags who entered on a boat to the phantom of the opera theme and is now doing parkour around paris to techno. extremely french
— molly taft (@mollytaft) July 26, 2024
「這屆奧運開幕是我所能想像到最『法國』的了。真的就只差一場街頭抗議爆發就完美了。」
this is the most french opening ceremony i could have conceived of. only thing that would make it more french is if a protest broke out.
— Aaron West (@oeste) July 26, 2024
「這才對嘛。」
Fixed it https://t.co/8mbJ2oZ0ie pic.twitter.com/bVwyKar2yF
— Weed Porn (@WeedPorns) July 26, 2024
「法國沒有廁所嗎？」
they don’t have bathrooms in France? https://t.co/PuSclstWsr
— sreekar (@sreekyshooter) July 26, 2024
「全世界看到 Celine Dion 重返舞台的表情。」
the world watching celine dion with her voice back pic.twitter.com/xlCgzfrAIt
— 2000s (@PopCulture2000s) July 26, 2024
「南蘇丹真的是太帥了。」
south sudan really put that shit on 🔥 pic.twitter.com/AA977phuPY
— Travonne Edwards (@Travonne) July 27, 2024
「巴黎的老鼠都去哪了？」
「你以為這段時間是誰在幫運動員做飯？」（《料理鼠王》入戲過深）
Who do you think is cooking for the athletes? https://t.co/oQ3t9Wgbdw
— CoLo (@MsCoLo) July 26, 2024
*奧運選手犯一點小錯*
*躺在沙發上的肥宅我*：「可悲。」
Olympic athlete: *Makes one tiny mistake*
Me: "Pathetic" pic.twitter.com/lwK804PVo0
— Billy 🪩 (@_billyreid) July 28, 2024
「當藍色小精靈開了 OnlyFans 帳號。」
Papa Smurf is in his OnlyFans era #Olympics #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/ZUUuPQL09v
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) July 26, 2024
*塞納河魚目前的狀態*
the fish in the seine currently: pic.twitter.com/4iuA4FUnh6
— lauren quigley (@laurenlquigley) July 26, 2024
「全世界都必須看到這套可頌裝。」
More attention needs to be given to this croissant dress #OpeningCeremony #Paris2024 pic.twitter.com/wGpahCxY0A
— Raziye Akkoç (@RazAkkoc) July 26, 2024
「開幕式怎麼看著看著有種《飢餓遊戲》的既視感？」
It giving Hunger Games open ceremony vibes #OpeningCeremony #Paris2024 pic.twitter.com/L4batwnbVr
— Mariona Espín (@Itsmerion1996) July 26, 2024
「奧運選手 Giorgia Villa 的贊助商是帕瑪森起司，她和起司拍了很多張合照。」
Olympic gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan and takes many photos with a wheel of cheese
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「給我一張寫著『性感』的紙牌，我要去奧運當評審。」
me if i was a judge at the olympics pic.twitter.com/rqPIaJYgDI
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) July 28, 2024
左邊：女生出國準備行李
右邊：男生出國準備行李
girls packing for a trip vs guys packing for a trip pic.twitter.com/iL9K20Ni5J
— saltypickles (@nonpoccafe) July 31, 2024
「請問土耳其是派一個殺手來參加奧運嗎？」
Did Turkey send a hitman to the Olympics? pic.twitter.com/nPfNQMKtX7
— DD Geopolitics (@DD_Geopolitics) July 31, 2024
「這位大概是巴黎奧運開幕式的創意總監。」
The creative director of the Paris Opening Ceremonies pic.twitter.com/YnGWIYUyvy
— Zara Rahim (@ZaraRahim) July 26, 2024
「右上：你的暗戀對象／左上：她爸爸
中右：她姐／中左：她哥
右下：她朋友／左下：你本人」
「南韓射擊選手帶著女兒給她的大象玩偶上戰場！」
Omg her daughter’s elephant doll was with her during the olympics🥹 Kim Yeji is MOTHERING. pic.twitter.com/kiZlb7Beia
— Lit 🍉 (@mixedrelay) July 30, 2024
「奧運鐵人三項選手，從塞納河游泳上岸之後⋯⋯」
Photo by: 9Gag
「第一個從塞納河上岸的鐵人三項選說，表示河水水質其實沒那麼糟！」
The first swimmer emerging from the Seine river, in the Triathlon, stated the water quality was actually not that bad! #Olympics #Olympics2024 #Triathlon pic.twitter.com/d9M2Ab45lF
— Marc Bernard 🟦⬜️ (@marc_bernard77) July 31, 2024
「Simone Biles 應該也會是個灌籃高手吧。」
I am pretty sure she can dunk. #simonebiles #Paris2024 #Gymnastics #GOAT pic.twitter.com/Q1lfa9qMIE
— Jay Kim (@luckymong1) August 1, 2024
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