每次想到父母生下我們時的年紀，都不自覺地感到挫敗，他們那個年紀可以養活一個家，養育孩子，但對現在的我們來說可是非常遙遠的事，我們連好好照顧自己都感到吃力，如果你有這樣的感覺，相信我，你並不孤單，很多所謂的成人其實也對成人生活感到迷惘。
#
成人生活：
你吃掉麵包邊並不因為你喜歡，而是因為你付錢了。
Adulting:
When you eat the crust not because you like it but because you paid for the darned thing.— Miss Maggie (@MiaMagdalena) August 17, 2019
#
小時候不明白，但現在終於明白你媽媽為什麼經常會為了某些事而生氣。
Being an adult is just finally getting why your mom was upset about stuff when you were a kid.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) August 13, 2019
#
沒有人警告過我，成人生活大部分時間都是在趕去你根本不想去的地方。
No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don't want to go in the first place.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) August 14, 2019
#
所以，成人生活便是做不完的家務嗎？
so being an adult is just never ending chores?
— duretti hirpa ✨ (@duretti) August 9, 2019
#
誰會想到成人生活最累的地方是要每天想晚餐吃什麼。
Who knew the the most taxing part of being an adult is trying to figure out what the fuck to have for dinner every goddamn night until you die
— Urbanhymnal (@urbanhymnal) August 14, 2019
#
顯然地，成人生活代表你上一整天的班，然後還是買不起想要的東西。
Apparently being an adult means working all day and still not getting to buy what I want.
— Relatable (@omgrelatabIe) July 17, 2019
#
成人生活聽起來不錯，直至你知道它是貧窮、體力透支和背痛的混合體。
Being an adult sounds like a great idea until u realize it mainly consists of being broke, exhausted and having a bad back.
— A. (@a1radlcrz) July 24, 2019
#
成人生活的好處：沒有人告訴你要幹什麼
成人生活的壞處：沒有人告訴你要幹什麼
pros of being an adult: no one tells you what to do
cons of being an adult: no one tells you what to do
— Morgane le Fay☾ (@morgancrawf) July 17, 2019
#
成人生活真貴
Being an adult is so expensive
— Sarah Belle (@sarahbelle93) July 15, 2019
#
成人生活便是不斷地對自己說「買完這個很貴的東西，我要開始存錢了。」
being an adult is just saying “after THIS really big purchase, i swear i’ll start saving” over and over again until you die
— poetic kate (@poetickate) July 14, 2019
#
成人生活九成時間在於煩惱金錢問題，然後一成用錢買快樂，因為你太憂慮了。
being an adult is 90% stressing about money and 10% spending money you don’t have on treats because you’ve worried a lot this week
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) June 17, 2019
#
成人生活八成是付賬單，兩成在限制自己做有趣的事。
Being an adult is 80% paying bills and 20% depriving yourself of anything fun.
— Karen from finance (@BoredomDidIt) July 8, 2019
#
成人生活意味著回家睡覺是一天中最快樂的事
being an adult means the highlight of your entire day is going home to sleep
— Jerome Billingham (@Jeromebilll) June 27, 2019
#
成人生活意味著你會為以下而興奮：
擁有 Dyson 產品
用剛洗完的毛巾
清理電郵箱
晚上九點前睡覺
being an adult means getting excited about:
-owning a dyson
-using towels straight out of the dryer
-clearing your email inbox
-getting into bed by 9pm— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) July 2, 2019
#
關於成人生活，最美妙的部分在於我熬夜打遊戲時，只有我自己能對自己生氣，因為第二天我會很睏。
第二最美好的部分是吃沒烤熟的曲奇麵團，因為沒有人阻止我。
#
終於把層架排滿了，全部都是沒用的擺設。這就是成人生活的精髓，買層架然後再買小東西擺滿，一直買一直買，直至永遠。
FINALLY GOT A SHELF FULL OF RANDOM SHIT. THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT IS. JUST BUYING FUCKING SHELVES AND THEN BUYING TINY THINGS TO PUT ON THEM.
OVER AND OVER.
UNTIL YOU DIE. pic.twitter.com/JY2S8LYKel— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) July 18, 2019
Art Design : Chara
