大概每一對情侶都會嚮往同居的甜蜜生活，一起佈置家居，每天睡醒睜開眼便看到對方，睡前最後看到的人也是對方，收工累極了便能擁抱對方，周末不想出門的時候便一起窩在家裡。但你或許聽過很多情侶和夫婦同居後的可怕故事，讓人卻步。
所以到底同居的生活是怎樣的呢？外國網站 Reddit 有網友問「情侶和夫婦，搬到一起後那些讓你驚訝的事是？」，網民紛紛分享他們同居前沒有預料到的事，或許能帶給你答案。
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"When we moved in together I seriously didn't realize how hard it is to get up in the morning when you have someone to snuggle." —FavorsForAButton
同居後才知道有人跟你在被窩裡抱抱是很難起床的。
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" I had exactly two pillows in my entire house before my wife moved in. She has four pillows just on her side of the bed. There are pillows on the couch. Every chair has a pillow. We have a closet where the top shelf is more pillows. SO. MANY. PILLOWS. " —TheFire_Eagle
一個人住的時候，我整個屋子裡只有兩個枕頭，現在我的妻子自己有四個在床上，還有沙發上和椅子上也有枕頭，衣櫃裡還有一個櫃子專放枕頭。太多枕頭了！
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" I'd always heard that women go through toilet paper faster than men, but I never knew how MUCH faster until I moved in with my partner. Now I just grab a pack of TP whenever I go to the store for ANY reason. We may not be out at home, but we will be soon, and I've never been wrong about that. " —NoahtheRed
我一直聽說女生消耗廁紙比較快，但我沒有想過這麼快。現在我只要在商店裡看到廁紙也會無條件補貨，你永遠不知道什麼時候家裡的廁紙就用完了。
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" Apparently my cat — who I raised since she was a kitten and loved more than life itself — is more than willing to abandon me and love someone else far more in the blink of an eye. " —_banana_panda_
我的貓，我從牠還是小貓咪的時候開始飼養牠，愛牠如命，但顯然地，牠會眼也不眨地拋棄我去愛另一個人。
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" If you and your partner are in different rooms, it becomes customary that one of you randomly decides to 'just check in' on the other person by opening the door, smiling, and then going back to your separate rooms. " —meghanlyy
要是你和你伴侶身處在不同的房間，你們其中一人會習慣性地走到對方的房間去「探望」對方，打開門，傻笑著，然後走回本來的房間。
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" I quickly learned that there is, in fact, a wrong way to fold towels. " —math9958
我很快的學到了，這世界上的確有「錯誤」的折毛巾方式。
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" When we moved in together I learned that your partner may follow you around the house...just because. "—kikrokzz123
你的伴侶會毫無理由地在屋子裡跟著你。
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" Definitely the food situation. I’d eat ramen and canned foods all the time when I was living alone, and now I get spoiled with home-cooked food. The best part is she’s been teaching ME to cook, and I absolutely love our cooking lessons after work. "—okidog12
絕對是食物方面，我以前自己住的時候長期吃方便面和罐頭食物，但現在能吃到住家飯了，最棒的是她還會教我做飯，我愛死了下班後的烹飪課。
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" The true shock for me was the sheer amount of time my husband spends in the lavatory. " —spindlemaker_magpie
真正令我震驚的是我丈夫佔用廁所的時間之多。
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" My wife has really long, beautiful hair...but I was not prepared to find her hair in my butt and crotch regions as often as I do. I've even swallowed a few before. " —DrDisastor
我的妻子有一頭又長又美的秀髮，但我之前沒有想過我會經常地在我的屁股裡跟褲襠裡找到她的頭髮，我甚至不小心吞過下肚。
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"I have never ONCE observed my wife put a bobby pin in her hair...yet I have found thousands of bobby pins in our house." —raddlesnake
我從來沒有看過我的妻子用髮夾，但我在我們家能找到成百上千的髮夾。
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" I learned about just how good she looks first thing in the morning light, when she makes her toast, leans against the counter, and just crunches into it...also, how she can fill up an entire room with farts. " —now_we_return
當烤好多士時，她前傾著靠在廚櫃邊嘎吱作響地品嚐，這一幕讓我發現她在晨光中真的很美， 但除此之外，我也發現了她用臭屁填滿整間房的能力。
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" I learned that men get incredibly warm and sweaty while they sleep, and they will be sticky if they hug you when you sleep together. " —Katzimir_Malevich
我發現男生的身體在睡覺的時候都會變得很熱很多汗，如果抱著睡覺會變得黏黏的。
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" I was told that we would start arguing and end up being miserable...but it ended up feeling more like an awesome constant sleepover. DO NOT let people scare you into not moving in with a significant other if that is what you both really want and you're willing to do the work. "—TheKindlyNarcissist
人們總說同居後我們會開始爭吵然後會變得很悲慘，但實際上像是一晚又一晚的睡衣派對。如果你真的想要跟另一半同居，不要讓別人嚇怕你們。
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